Immediate Removal of Dusty Baker and Jim Hendry + instructions for Dennis Fitzsimons
We demand the immediate removal of Dusty Baker as manager of the Chicago Cubs and Jim Hendry as General Manager of the Chicago Cubs. We recommend that Charlie Cahill be named manager and GM or another... continue reading »
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"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No They know not what they do. Please forgive them."
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"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Dusty can lick my crusty ass!!"
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"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No am I?"
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"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Charlie Cahill is a God. Strange how he seems to spell better some times than others?"
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