Immediate Removal of Dusty Baker and Jim Hendry + instructions for Dennis Fitzsimons

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No NO ONE GIVES A FU CK WHAT YOU THINK SO WHY DONT YOU GO HOME AND PUT A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER. YOURE MORE USE TO THE CUBS ORGINAZATION DEAD THEN ALIVE."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Whatever happened to the tradional fake names?"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I have seen horrible, horrible things."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Thank god people like Charlie Cahill or George Bush are willing to step up to the plate and challenge no-talent hacks like Jim Hendry and myself"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No die hard 4 30 yr trib does not CARE im sick of it"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I like the way things are going"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Charlie has a sex house. And by house, I don't mean house."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I'm not really her, I'm just pissing her off by signing her name!"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No I was told one day that Charlie was gay."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Keep the sigs coming! www.petitiononline.com/cahilsux/petition.html and www.petitiononline.com/byedusty/petition.html"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No He is not nice to good players."

"I support this petition"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No The 2006 Cubs are .400 ball club and we fans love the Cubs, but it is time for our dollars or lack there of to do the talking."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No They need to go !!! Or the cubs will go down!"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No because you were killing the grass, mr. one wheeled trailer"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No *slugs Pierzynski*"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Is this some kind of racial issue?"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Hey Charlie man, first of all, petitions never work. Also, I don't let fans like you influence my style of managing, especially not a gay kindergartener like you, man."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 It's Tom Brady! God, I'm wet now."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Charlie Cahill, I love you. Please marry me."

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Kyle,shut up you drunk mf'r......how about a rematch?"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No THIS PETITION IS WORTHLESS YOU FAGGET. KILL YOURSELF NOW, SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH THE CUBS ANYMORE. YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND GO DOWN ON MEN. PLEASE KILLYOURSELF NOW, MAKE US "

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No Keep the sigs coming! www.petitiononline.com/cahilsux/petition.html and www.petitiononline.com/byedusty/petition.html"

"I will boycott the Chicago Cubs entirely if the above criteria are not met. No #### YEAH!!!!"