Impeach Jay Phillips

As the collective court and brethren of the Anti-Facebook Empire, the sovereign power of over three thousand and five hundred peasants, demands the impeachment of well-known Facebookist Jay Phillips, effective immediately. The Anti-Facebook Empire controls over fifty five colonies, accounting for a larger percentage of territorial control than any other anti-Facebook organization, or any Facebook-related empire in the history of the world. Upon a two-thirds majority vote from the council of the most powerful anti-Facebook empire in the world, Jay Phillips must:





1) Concede his admin-ship as leader of "Save Facebook from closure!!"





2) Submit said group, and all other groups under his control, to the extraterritoriality of all brethren of the Anti-Facebook Empire.





3) Allow all brethren of the Anti-Facebook Empire, and any subjects of the Empire's capital city, to take adminship of said group.





4) Admit that the Anti-Facebook Empire will dominate Facebook.





5) Admit that Mark Zuckerberg has no business meddling in social networking.





6) Admit that the only good thing about Facebook (Jetman) wasn't actually made by Mark Zuckerberg.





7) Offer tribute to the Supreme Commander bi-weekly, preferably in the form of a Facebook Gift but an alternative could be an item of food given to the Supreme Commander's fluff friend, if applicable.