Improvement of 22 Westland Row

We, the undersigned, who have been working in the mildly dilapidated office areas that are 22 Westland Row, request that Ms. Anna Drury, who resides in the sumptuous and very habitable Monkstown/Dun Laoghaire area, and works in the delightful conditions that are the 3rd floor postdoc office, alleviate are somewhat intolerable working conditions by purchasing for us a 1 litre bottle of Bombay Sapphire gin, purchased at minimal expense to herself in Bombay (or alternatively at real expense in Dunnes Stores). It is uggested that the best packing material for this precious cargo, and the only appropriate one, would be large quantities of silk, which could be retained after the safe delivery of the gin.





It is requested that this bottle should be deposited in the ground floor office of 22 Westland Row, where it will be fairly and equitably distributed to the other denizens, according to their individual requirements.