In Support of Jim Kingston
We, the undersigned, fully support and adore the local home town boy made good, now adult, Police Chief of Broken Springs, James Earl Kingston. By signing this petition, we sell our souls to this man,... continue reading »
"Jim is a great guy."
"I think I'm a great guy so can I vote for myself"
"Jim Kingston is last in policing, last in honesty, first in the hearts of the FOJ's."
"Jim is not so full of hate, other than that time he hired a lawyer and stepped on the first amendment or that time he told high school grads they'd end up in his jail or that time he used the N word, or that time... oh nevermind. He's not THAT hateful, k?"
"Leave this fine man alone"
"I LOVE Jim Kingston; he keeps sending me his supporters to keep me busy!!!"
"He was someone I looked up to...then again, I look up to everyone."
"What will I write about if Jim's fired...oh dear...oh dear..."
"I agree with my friend Mark Schiessberger...Jim Kingston is a hero to our movement."
"Jim supported my lie as well...he can join me in my undisclosed location"
"I am not a crook, and neither is Jimmy Kingston"
"Just hangin' around, waiting for my favorite American cop..."
"Jimmy's a good boy, and he tries to do the right thing"
"Jim's a great guy, and I have the right to that opinion, damn it!"
"A man after my own heart"
"Right in the middle of spanking it, the monkey said, "If you're gonna sign up the dog, cat, and goldfish for criminey's sake, sign me up too.""
"I'd stab my own family in the back to support Kingston!"
"Kingston would mow my lawn"
"I haven't died yet, but I'm a goner, so I'd better support my son Jimmy as well!"
"He rescued me from a tree once."
"Robert's a meanie. Kingston is my hero."
"We eagerly await Jim Kingston's removal; he's the kind of officer that we need here!"
"Can I vote twice, I really do like myself"
"how will we pay for our baby's education if daddy has no income?"
"Jim would always help me cross the street, (even when I didn't want to cross)"
