Invasion of Luxembourg

"Shame on you Luxembourg! Do you feel the maggots of guilt feeding off the rotting corpse of your integrity?"

"Lichtenstein is gonna get it too if they don't quit lookin' at me funny."

"I feel the photos are a fake. I checked and found out that the Luxo army would have had to borrow a tank from some other country to have four for the picture. And, be serious, don't we all kick our babies on a Sunday afternoon? I'm against an invasion. Le"

"Probeier et emol Manni an du gesдis ewei eng Stдrkt an eis Letzbeuer ass. Ech an denger Platz geing et leiwer net probeieren. Du geheierst angespuart an nie mei eraus geloss."

"Waat wells du blпїden Wichser??Gei feck dech an den Knei du Rendveih.Du muss nach en Bruder hun , een alleng kann net esou blпїd sin.Du Toppert do"

"Crush Luxemburg!"

"Victory Guaranteed!!!!!"

"Dear people of Papperelli, as the Prime minister of the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg I urge you to rethink your planned actions. We are a full member of Nato which incase you forgot means that if you declare war on us the entire Nato will declare war on you."

"let us prepare for war!!!!!!!"

"As current candidate for vice presidency of the United States, I admit that I have never heard of Luxembourg and as such have no doubt it exists in the first place. And if it does, I will be sure to invade it and help you install a true democracy, have th"

"GO PAPARELLI AND MISTER BIFFY, GO!"

"This website is very funny. I own an independent nation too. I think I will declare war on Luxembourg too. You're really cool, Papparelli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"As the Luxembourgish minister of foreign affairs I beg you to attack my boring homeland because it is so boring over here. Maybe we could be brothers in arms and blow up a couple of my comrades (I'd love it to shoot Nicolas Schmit, the vice-minister of fo"

"yeah ! kick their butt to the sea! :P"

"If there were a smell associated with God casting Satan out of heaven, it would be the smell of Luxembourg."

"Luxembourg smells like cat poop"

"dumdb ashe (dumb ass ) oh and if u think of invading ull have to deal with my fist up ur ass ripping out ur lungs and setting them ablaze memo: oh and we have a grand duke and dont forget to kiss my ass as it sits on ur dead quivering corpse."

"Waat wells du blпїden Wichser??Gei feck dech an den Knei du Rendveih.Du muss nach en Bruder hun , een alleng kann net esou blпїd sin.Du Toppert do"

"destroy Luxembourg!"

"ma mein lйiven jong ... you should be prepared because Luxembourg (god blesses us) will invasion your country before you can say : moien .... and you know why? BECAUSE WE A STRONG AND GOOD ORGANISED COUNRTY and you are a little crotte de mouche ... ^^ so "

"Ech fannen dass du roueg keins op Letzebuerg kommen. Giff dech esouguer nach um findel oof huelen an denn giff ech dat mat der maachen wats du op denger Hirnverbrantner Sait esou schein beschreiws. Du bass soss naischt ewei een klengen Drдcksaak, hun eng "

"I once planned a coup de etat against Luxembourg, and it would have succeeded if it weren't for the work of James Bond"

"Jagshemash! I no find wife in Luxemburg (I try once), they no have 1st best prostitute in world and they have men with blue hats who think woman allow vote. Of course. I say glorious nation of Kazakhstan shall invade Luxembourg for Cultural learnings with"