James Needs A Hat

We, the undersigned, want James Shriver to start wearing a large cowboy hat and/or a sombrero in order to protect himself from extremely deadly UV Rays. He seriously need this for he suffers from thes... continue reading »

400 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (400 total)
376.
Shark Attackthepirateradiod 4 October 2004

"Sign the petition, Don't slack or you will be a victim of a SHARK ATTACK"

377.
Imre D 4 October 2004

"Mmmm nacho hat... lol im sad"

378.
Rowan P 31 August 2004

"i love men so much and i love cock it makes me so horny"

379.
Jennifer Jefferson 16 August 2004

"Sombrero ftw!"

380.
Bene Conner 10 August 2004

"I like hats."

381.
Rupert Oxingtoni 13 July 2004

"an imperative mission for all"

382.
Rosie Rubio 18 June 2004

"GO HATS!!!"

383.
Tara W 9 June 2004

"I'm appauled that grave injustices like these are still occurring in this day and age."

384.
Doodle Fisher 4 June 2004

"get a hat james or die!!!!!!!!!!"

385.
James N 1 May 2004

"I am the greatest of the Jameses. All others named James are ass-hats."

386.
Danny L 6 March 2004

"i do lke to feel men like when i 'acidentaly' drop the soap in the shower thats why i like sport so much"

387.
Jessica Clay 10 February 2004

"I support this petition"

388.
Poo Chang 6 January 2004

"smelly"

389.
James S 3 December 2003

"yes the man needs a hat"

390.
Alisha Keith 17 November 2003

"I'd have to say im more partial to yamaka's, though"

391.
G Craig 11 November 2003

"g"

392.
James Patersonoft 31 October 2003

"suck my penis lol"

393.
Matt B 17 August 2003

"I support this petition"

394.
Sharni Mcguire 15 August 2003

"I support this petition"

395.
Daniel B 6 August 2003

"i love bum sex, i have it all the time. I like to take it up the raer from horses"

396.
Spooner Hanna 5 August 2003

"I got small monkey balls."

397.
James P 16 July 2003

"As another James, I know the dangers of UV rays to our head. Ouch."

398.
Chronicjay Sheppard 13 July 2003

"a pe nay nay"

399.
Esther Velez 10 July 2003

"wear a hat it is moses' 11th commandment!!!"

400.
Andrew Houston 30 June 2003

"Heather needs some new boobs"

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