Jarno Trulli, please cut your hair
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This is a petition for Jarno Trulli, the racewinning F1 driver to cut his hair. People have now for quite some time, with horror, watched how this thing on his head has just kept on growing and growing from raceweekend to the other. By now, the hair has taken a living form.
The color of the thing is indescribeable, plus a long lost native american tribe has reportedly been spotted among it's depths.
So please, please PLEASE, sign this petition for him to kill that thing and give it up for scientific study.
Toyota is clearly pulling their belt tighter, but rather than saving custs by cutting testing, they save costs by not allowing jarno to go to the barbershop.
Let's do something about this, people. We must eliminate this alien threat from among us, before it grows too powerful to kill by any human means. We must act now, while it can still be tacled with the good old weapon of scissors, or if it proves resistant, a chainsaw. It's not too late to save the tribe of native american inhabitants who have taken refuge in his hair!
The color of the thing is indescribeable, plus a long lost native american tribe has reportedly been spotted among it's depths.
So please, please PLEASE, sign this petition for him to kill that thing and give it up for scientific study.
Toyota is clearly pulling their belt tighter, but rather than saving custs by cutting testing, they save costs by not allowing jarno to go to the barbershop.
Let's do something about this, people. We must eliminate this alien threat from among us, before it grows too powerful to kill by any human means. We must act now, while it can still be tacled with the good old weapon of scissors, or if it proves resistant, a chainsaw. It's not too late to save the tribe of native american inhabitants who have taken refuge in his hair!
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Allero Faulkner
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jarno the long hair suits you just fine!! Keep it!!! U and nando have the best hair in f1!!!
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Craig T
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Jarno Trulli is too old for me, boys and girls must be maximum 12 years old if I'm to have sex with them, discuss this with me at [email protected]
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Revbill B
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I also have a petition,please sign www.petitiononline.com/sbfn/petition.html thank you & God bless you
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