Jason Shim for Pope
Jason Shim should be the next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. continue reading »
"I support this petition"
"because no one is more religious than the non-religious!"
"I support this petition"
"I totally support you in your campaign Jason...but we made an agreement..i drive the pope mobile..don't forget me in your sudden fame!"
"I think the hat would suit him quite nicely. Also I know him so I'd get into heaven for sure."
"how much hope would shim-pope pope if a shim-pope could pope hope?"
"you might want to consider saving your toenail clippings from this day forward. papal clippings have the potential to become holy (and valuable) relics"
"I definitely think its time for a pope Jason the first."
"Vote for Pope JASON and lik my ass DISCON"
"Silly wong Dow Jones!!!"
"jason! jason! he's our man! if he can't do it, no one can!!!"
"dibs on getting appointed as a cardinal!"
"Come on jason!!!"
"Jason for Pope!!"
"say goodbye to sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. vatican, here we come."
"GO SHIMMY"
"GO JASON GO!"
"I, Bev, decree that Jason Shim would make an excellent Pope...plus his Religion and Culture degree might actually come in handy!"
"Even if you do become Pope, I'll still think you're incredibly sexy. (That will just make it more immoral.)"
"Go Jason GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
"I support this petition"
"If ever a Shim should be Pope, Jason is that Shim."
"I support this petition"
"Jason is so cool"
"with that picture how could i not sign? go jason!"
