Jesse Checkla Needs a Haircut

Guy's with long hair has become an increasing trend in recent years. Despite popular belief, many women are attracted to a man with longer hair. However, there should be an extent to which one man's hair should grow. There is a point where long hair is no longer cute. When long hair becomes oily and shaggy looking for the lack of a better word. When a man's hair begins to resemble that of a women's. How many men actually condition and comb their hair? Is there something wrong with that? I have made numerous attempts to get Jesse Checkla to cut his hair. I've offerend him $10, $20, $50, and once $100 to get a haircut. This is simply getting out of hand people. Jesse's argument is that he is hding a large forehead. Jesse, your hair is abnormally large, not your forehead. You could draw a bullseye on your forehead and attract less attention to yourself than you do with that mop you wear! Not to mention all the negative effects of long hair. Long hair becomes difficult to maintain. Long hair promotes the spread of oils to your pores which results in the worst case of acne. Jesse, a man should not flick his hair out of his eyes to see.

All that sign this agreement hereby proclaim that they believe Jesse needs to do SOMETHING with his hair. Whether it be resized to that of an average human's, or just a few inches to reduce the overwhelming appearance of this monstrosity.

Jesse, we are only trying to help you.