Jesus is the Son of God

"JEsus is a fag and me and him have hot butt sex all day"

"He also IS God and claimed to be."

"I believe in Jesus Christ, God's one and only Son, and the only Savior who can use his hand for a whistle."

"I'm a believer."

"Pray for those who do not believe, that they will believe in His name."

"Jesus is my Saviour, He shed His blood for all."

"god loves all peopel"

"John 3:16, Romans 3"

"i wonder why some have to stomp so blindly upon Christ as i can see is happening in this petition. if you want to frown upon Him, then start your own petition. how about instead of insulting and condemning my God you go and find your own. i'm not stopping"

"Oh, man... you guys bought that "crucifixion" gag? Couldn't you see the wires holding me up? It's SPECIAL EFFECTS, you retards! Haven't any of you been to the movies since 1977? God, what a bunch of dopes..."

"our savior is the onlysavior Jesus Christ!"

"Well Ruth, for one thing, most people don't know that Jesus is really into fisting. You know those verses about him sitting on the right hand of God? Well it's actually quite literal!"

"Hey kids, it's Holy Communion(tm). Go ahead, it's all right - have some. That's it. Eat me!"

"sdf"