Jesus is the Son of God

"Every knee shall bow and every tongue shall lick my sweaty nutsack."

"Little boys huh Burger King. Are you sure your not Burger PRIEST?"

"Jesus is not the Son, nor the Holy Ghost. Please get your Rabbis' to rectify this blasphemy before I decide to send bolts of lightning before the Day of Resurrection."

"AMEN!!!!!"

"My one and only love, King of my heart"

"Yes, I DO practice what I beleve. Last night I opened vein for Lord Jesus (Dracula) so he could feast while I slept."

"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. - Deuteronomy 25:11-12"

"PRAISE THE LORD, AND PASS THE PLATE!! KEEP YOUR DONATIONS ROLLING INTO MY POCKET. FREE ADMISSION TO ALL MY CHURCH SHOWS, BUT TRY TO LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING, AND GOD WILL GET YOU. PEACE, AND LOOK FORWARD TO CONNING ALL YOU IDIOTS OUT OF MORE MONEY :-)"

"Scott Peterson, you are a liar and a fraud. Your girlfriend Janet just told the world about your micropenis. Mine however is a thing of wonder, a supertool befitting a diety. Bend over nonbelievers!"

"Jesus has a big one! I bet he'd love a three-way with me and Rebecca Parison."

"I Believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God, that he died for my sins, and that he rose again and lives that the right side of God in Heavan. I believe in him, because I feel comfort and security in believing that there is someone other than myself who "