Jesus is the Son of God

"Jesus loves you!"

"JESUS IS LORD OF ALL!!!"

"Amen!"

"Yeah, God's really down and out, he's giving out HJs for 5 dollars and BJs for 15. They're amazing! He is absolutely the best at them, I mean... he did invent them after all. GO SUPPORT GOD, by putting your penis in His mouth."

"I asked Jesus, "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop? And he said, "This many," and he spread out his arms and died. Then they put him up on a big plus sign to remind everyone that math kills. What? Oh, yeah."

"http://www.burningcross.net/crusades/dead-sea-scrolls-crisis.pdf , refer this site more for the real christainty you all are fools living in fools paradise , jesus was a devil and bible a gospel for the devils http://www.burningcross.net/"

"You are all terrible, terrible people. When Jesus returns on Dec 23 2012 He will be very angry and He will beat the lot of you with a busted-off pool cue and a sock full of gravel and dimes. Repent your sinful ways now or feel His sandaled foot upon your "

"My hope is that Rebecca Tate will give me a blumpkin."

"I WANT JESUS INSIDE ME NOW! I HEAR HE HAS A BIG ONE!"

"Finland"

"I BELIEVE"

"Yes, it is cool, but first you have to pull out their claws."

"Sarah, my rancid cupcake! You really put the "Skank" in Skankman."

"what about Yeshua?"

"Indeed, Jesus is the Son of God. Amen."

"Jesus is the son of God"

"That's right Chris & Maria, and if you don't love me and make me happy, I'll see to it that my Dad throws you into the Lake of Fire to Burn for all Eternity! That's the "only way" baby!"