Join the fight for equality! Support F.A.R.T.!

Women's rights have come a long way over the years. Women can now vote, drive, and do pretty much anything a man can do. It truly is a great day to be a woman. However, the fight for equality is far from being over. While there are some countries that believe in mutilating women's genitals and forcing them to cover themselves up in public, there is a far bigger issue right here in our society. Many don't realise that women are in a constant state of fear. This is not a fear of being raped or assaulted, this is a fear of letting out their gastrointestinal urges in front of others (males in particular). Women are petrified of the potentially embarassing consequences of being caught relieving themselves of the burden of intestinal pains and this is not acceptable. Not unlike anorexia and bolemia, this is an issue that must be discussed openly and ultimately defeated. Women should be proud of their bodies instead of hurting them to impress the male society. Why is the male species socially indestructible as pertained to flatulence while females cannot pass gas without a terror-stricken reaction from society?

How can the sexes be considered equal when men dominate women so dramatically in flatulence?

By signing this petition, you agree to become an unofficial member of Females Allowing Rectal Treats (F.A.R.T.) and agree to spread the word to women everywhere, "It is acceptable to be flatulent!"