Jon Gaunt For British Prime Minister

"If only Jon Gaunt could become priminster this country would be a better place to live in and we could get rid of the fools and leaches that claim millions each year from the hard working tax payer"

"Voice of the nation, good on him!!!!"

"I agree with the majority!! Gaunty is a fat loudmouth little englander who would be ideal to lead the BNP"

"Perhaps all the 'big boy' fan club could put their heads together and make a fence ;-)"

"To say he's about as intelligent as a lump of wood would be an insult to trees"

"You waste of oxygen, racist, dumb, bigoted piece of sh*t, whoever set this petition up must be joking. I hope you're reading this you dangerous 4X4 driving moron"

"Whoever sent up this petition must be having a laugh! If Jon Gaunt became Prime Minister of this country we'd be more screwed than we already are."

"Jon Gaunt for Prime Minister, My arse... He,s a racist bigot who throws his toys out of the pram or cuts you off, if you dont agree with his views. I'd rather eat worms than have him as our leader. I think we should have a petition to rid this low life fr"

"Please Jon we need someone like you"

"If he can afford the paycut haha"

"Fat waste of space creating too much noise pollution. Remember, if you see him... give him a slap, give him a punch and tell him he's a c*nt"

"Hes the man"

"Yeah Gaunt you've really got what it takes. You're a thick, pig-ignorant conceited c**t with an enormous grocery bill to finance and no concept of how utterly embarrassingly s**t you are."

"Isn't it time we had a really stupid bloke who couldn't manage to run a disco in Coventry in charge of the country?"

"Go on, Jon, You know it makes sense!"

"we could all trust our gaunty"

"Why not? You're a talentless wonder who usurped Ian Collins. Anything is possible."