Jose Canseco Vs. Herschel Walker

"Meesa Jar Jar Binksa. Meesa likesa Jose Canseco. He'sa stronger than a big gooberfish"

"I agree with Ron Paul, this is a nation built upon great dreams and aspirations and it has been many a fortnight since the American people have achieved anything worth mentioning...until now. Jose Canseco vs Hershel Walker could be the greatest things sin"

"Walker vs Canseco would be the Perfect match"

"inexperience might make it a better fight, as long as Jose knows what he has to do to finish Walker."

"Petition online sucks. I had to try five times before the page would let me load the sign petition pop up and then the first two times i tried to submit my signature it came up with an error screen, and the third attempt acted like it was loading but neve"

"Walker vs Vanseco? Who cares? I want to see this so called "Fridge" character fight William "The Refrigerator" Perry for rights to the nickname!"

"How much would i have to spend to make this fight happen?"

"hell ya i wanna see this fight!! even tha haters that say they dont wanna see it are gonna be watching! how can u miss it?"

"HBK says ...."

"Why not sounds fun"

"lets get it on"

"Fridge, when you are done with executing this fight, I still need you to help set up a World Championship match between John Cena and Bobby Lashley."

"Aint it just awful, them finding those bodies with all that voodoo stuff around em?"

"Rudimental's latest single, "Not giving in" should be this petition's theme song. Don't give in, Fridge. Your hard work will pay off and we will get this done."

"Now if only someone would write a rap song about me..."

"Darn it feels good to be a gangsta, getting voted into the white house. My first act as President will be to issue an executive order mandating that Walker and Canseco will have their fight booked on the White House lawn."

"I also would endorse a Darden Vs Clark bedroom match. It brings a whole new meaning to the term, "The defense rests,"...I mean, the prosecution rests...or wont be resting depending on how the analogy plays out."

"Man, Canseco vs Walker. Just the thought gets a rise out of me. Imagine, two titantic gladiators, embraced in sweat, blood, tears, and some more sweat. Black skin rubbing on whitish skin. Two elite athletes in their prime, touching each other aggressively"

"lets do this"

"yeah, the Fridge is right. Lets get this done!"