Joshua and Whitney to marry already

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We the undersigned feel Joshua Eric Martin should ask Whitney Messer to marry him. The reasons are as follows:

1. Have been together forever
2. You live together already
3. Im sure you have had pre-martial relations already. FORNICATOR!
4. Whitney keeps her same initials. This is good so she wont get confused.
5. Your relationship confuses my children. Nicholas already says her name is Whitney (whitwee) Martin.
6. You wont find anyone else.
7. Why not.

We feel its time for Joshua to take the next step and ask her to marry him and just get it over with already.
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