Keep Ranger at the 'Tou

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This petition is to ensure the return of Andy "Ranger" Arenson to his true home, Camp Manitou, for the 2005 summer. Ranger enlivens the 'tou not simply with his artery cloggin culinary creations, but also with his true Manitou spirit. Sure, he may be slowly losing his mind, but that's been happening since the 80s. A manitou summer would simply not be the same without Ranger, so we have created this petition in the earnest hope that Mr. Arenson will reconsider his position, and return to our camp, our own dear Manitou. Tou!

Here's what people have said about Ranger:

"Manitou's most legendary counselor" - Bob "Waldo" Waldstein

"The man I've modeled my life on. Now someone get me two buckets of juice, a hollowed out telephone, and a Vietnamese cocktail waitress. - Mike Ladd

"You mean the crazy guy that lives buy the lake?" - Some sophmore

"I remember this one time that Ranger and I... You know what this story's not really appropriate." - Anonymous

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Goal
150 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
11 December 2015
150. Jordan G | I support this petition
26 November 2015
149. Alex Frank | I support this petition
31 October 2015
148. Josh W | Andy, you're in a lot of my best memories at camp. Manitou is going to loose a lot of its true spirit, which I grew up in and appreciated, with you gone.
13 October 2015
147. Ryan R | I support this petition
9 October 2015
146. Adam W | Ranger's the man
4 October 2015
145. Ben B | Ranger is the best thing that happened to Manitou since the introduction of kitchen girls
22 September 2015
144. Michael B | Even I A Dousche Bag Agree Ranger Should Come Back
22 September 2015
143. G Finley | Yes, yes.. Ranger, more than Walker Texas will ever be.
16 August 2015
142. Tyler C | we love you as much as you love porn
8 August 2015
141. Jeff B | MA MA MA MOOPS!
4 August 2015
140. Will C | I support this petition
22 July 2015
139. Josh G | Bring back the lone ranger
28 May 2015
138. Corey L | You make camp a better place, I'll miss your wisdom
21 May 2015
137. Michael Phillipg | I support this petition
17 May 2015
136. Christopher S | HE IS THE COLLEST RANGER EVER!!!!!!!!!...............PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14 May 2015
135. Mel M | I support this petition
6 April 2015
134. Lexi Hickman | I support this petition
27 March 2015
133. Michael L | The most influential and spirited man at the 'tou. He is full of true grit and heart.
5 March 2015
132. Shulman Aguirre | I support this petition
14 February 2015
131. Brett B | I support this petition
26 January 2015
130. Jonathan S | I owe my 1997 Mr. Manitou victory to one man alone- the Ranger who taught me how to lift weights when I was a feable high intermediate. Perhaps I should also credit him with my stunted growth and extreme shortness. Back when Andy was neck and neck with Sc
19 January 2015
129. Brendan Gibson | В
13 January 2015
128. Michael L | I support this petition
11 November 2014
127. Mike K | Great Guy
26 October 2014
126. Tucker Huerta | Ranger always on how nice it is to have us "visitors" back at the 'tou as opposed to everyone else who asks "when are you leaving."
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