Kick Michigan Out
This petition is trying to get the United States Government to sell the state of Michigan to Canada in exchange for a home-made can of maple syrup. We would appreciate any signatures we can get. continue reading »
"Bout frickin time we get something useful, Michigan is a waste of space...mayple syrup rocks."
"One time the states were playing kickball, and Michigan got picked last for it's bum leg and drooling problem. That's gotta tell you something.. State Missouri"
"Michigan is dead to me"
"go to hell you michigan scum!"
"One time Sally and I were talking and she was all like "yeah" and I was like "whatever," but we made up later and now are best of friends."
"i LOVE MAPLE SYRUP State Missouri"
"I love syrup..."
"lets see... MO gave us Brad Pitt... MI gave us Jeffrey Dahmer..."
"I went skiing in Michigan and it sucked I would much rather take a can of Canadian syrup."
"michigan sucks"