Kill the Cock... err.. Clock Crew.

Because Clocks are ghey, non-piconjer, anti-Furry, elitist faggots who walk around sucking strawberry-flavored syrup off of dildoes to remind themselves of the time of StrawberryClock when they all ga... continue reading »

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