KoL Australian Donator Item

We, the undersigned, do sincerely and in full awareness of our actions, call upon Jick, the creator of the online RPG Kingdom of Loathing (known henceforth as "KoL") to consider the following:

The implementation of a donator item alike to the currently available "Mr. Accessory", however for those groovy individuals who see fit to donate ten Australian dollars.

That any new Australian donator item would:
-Be named "Mr. Mate",
-Give a bonus to all attributes of +12, and
-Cause a message to appear on the player's public display page, reading "*Player Name* is the proud bearer of a Mr. Mate."

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At the time of posting, $AU 10 equalled $US 7.58. Accordingly, ten Australian dollars would entitle the donator to three quarters of the effects of Mr. Accessory (costing $US 10), therefore allowing a bonus of +12 to all attributes.

Many Australian players are unable to contribute American dollars for the worthy cause of KoL, and the implementation of an item such as this would certainly raise interest and moreover funds for the continuation of KoL.