Leave 1up

"Don't cross that border, if you know what I mean."

"I loved the way LJF looked. If I saw her on that sidewalk right now, I'd pull over and hit on her. If she had a different head."

"I once saw the image of LJF in my crap."

"This little b*tch doesn't know when to shut up. Oh, no. She's coming for you. WATCH OUT, FOX!"

"Even we don't think you're hot or cool. Shut the hell up. Thank you."

""LJF is innovative and resourceful, and so are we. LJF never stops thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004"

"Damn little boy, You're going to get me thrown back in! NOBODY F*CKS WITH DA JESUS!"

"*says in soup-nazi voice* "NO POST FOR YOU!""

"Like I always said, if I'm one of the top players in the game, pay me like I'm one of the top players in the game."

"I hate you go away"

"ljf is one strung out shawty beyotch thiznat needs ta git off tha Internet ."

"Ms. Young, your herpes medication is ready. Be sure to take it ALL this time, we've been getting those calls again from the ASPCA."

"Don't feel bad. My mom didn't teach me how to douche either."

"I only pooped on myself because someone told me I looked like LJF. Figured it'd be a improvement."

"lil joey fan i hate you. if you dont like either why the hell do you even post?"

"Run. Run away, LJF, and never come back."

"False advertising"

"*roar* i wouldn't eat your vagina with strawberry syrup."

"Fighting spam for a better, safer Internet."

"I am for LJF."

"Please stop listening to us also"

"She reminds me of that little tramp Amy Fisher. Only, I wouldn't f*ck her with your digit."

"For the safety of our children, she must be stopped."

"Dear LJF, stop sending me your used panties. I'm allergic to cheese."