Let's Import Japan
The unanimous Declaration of the gamers, otakus, and other words that mean the same things:WHEREAS Japan makes the coolest motherfucking shit, andWHEREAS mankind, empowered by science, is not unlike t... continue reading »
"ASSIMILATE THE JAPS!!!!"
"Yeah yeah, sure sure, just hurry."
"Sure..why not. You can do just about anything nowadays anyways."
"It is high time we decided to modernize out backwards countries with an infusion of modern technology and know-how."
"Getting games and anime easier would rock!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! While we're at it, government subsidies for manga imports."
"hehe... why dont we just sign a petetion to mak a big boat?"
"OH YEAHHHHHHHHH!"
"USA USA U-- err, JAPAN! JAPAN! JAPAN!"
"U.S.A. completely blows. ^_^ I think I'm turning Japanese..."
"I do say that if we were to get japan here we could replace it with california and make it the new bigger penis of america."
"It's just crazy enough to work, I'm sure we can find some place to store it once it's here."
"Damn straight! (http://buber.8m.com)"
"Ah hohp zey breeng zehr own pants, zey ahr naht getting ahnee of Chef Jean-Claude's."
"mmm...Japan...."
"sounds good to me."
"Hey, if we import the WHOLE island of Japan, does that mean Godzilla is gonna stomp the shit out of us? Also, are our women going to start getting raped by gigantic tentacles? Jesus, maybe we'd better re-think this?"
"Bring it!"
"I demand instant translations too!"
"Why go to japan when japan can go to you?"
