Lift the Restriction on Interactive Fanfics

"I'm speaking el espanol b*tchidos! el interactivity is el awesome! Uno dos tres!!"

"Oui Oui!! I'm English! Oui!"

"We would very much appreciate having the rule lifted. I do not want to lose my account, but I hate to delete all the work that I put into my interactive fiction story."

"it's time I came clean with everyone. I am a loser with no life. I'm only posting here to give my forum, OtC, the attention I need and crave because I have no friends and my family hates me. That is because I am a homosexual and know I'm going to hell. I "

"I don't see how Letter fics violate the rules. The 'letters' sent in by other members are /written/ by them, and doesn't that take a little imagination? Especially when they are writing as a certain character and talking to another? Please lift this rule;"

"No one from the LU post here! I solemly swear I'm not part of District 14. *Hides district 14 t-shirt*"

"They're real stories too!"

""Hi I'm Jimeh, and momma say life is like a pile of crap, you never know what condition it gonna come out. And pathetic is as pathetic does, look at how much attention wh*ring Imma doing!""

"Que Quieres Sparkling Boy - did I strike a nerve there? Are you really nothing more then a troll wannabe trying to get the attention you crave? Do your mommy and addy not love you enough so you have to turn to the internet?"

"I support this petition"

"I support this petition"

"Guys I have a confession. I created this petition, this is another conspiracy of District 14. I'm too glam for the rules. When you report me, I tackleglamp you!"

"Parlez-vous franзais? Et pourquoi avez-vous des noms espagnols, puis, ma chйrie?"

"Virus? Hah! That's the start. *Checks out all your private data* Hmm, very interesting. Remoting teim."

"District 14's motto is 'French Kiss My Ass', right Flames? Beat that!"

"@Luke Skywalker: Very well, I will lock him up instead. @Awesome Invader: It's considered a planet. I tried to destroy it last week and damaged my deathstar."

"Post in my forum! I need posts to surpass the LU! It's ok if you spam my threads! http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Order_of_the_Concritters/84598/"

"I support this petition"

"Screw you, Edward. I just wanted you to make me a vampire so I could live forever. I'm all about Jacob, now. He's fluffy, looks great without a shirt on, doesn't sparkle and his dick has a bulb when he's a wolf, he's better than you at everything."

"Yeah join Order of the Concritters, one of many branches of District 14. We're so glam we piss glitter, ooh lala!"

"I support this petition"

"NO L FOR U!"

"Well you know what they say, "it's peanut butter and jelly time""

"Hey nobody wants to hear about YOUR genitals and a petition, damn furry!"