Longer Orgasms
We, the undersigned, hereby petition God, the Creator, appropriate divine beings, atheistic theories and scientific notions of a natural evolution, or any of their duly appointed representatives, to i... continue reading »
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"I agree. The male orgasm is too damn short. My privy member is sore and flacid from me trying to achieve a decent orgasm. WTF? Screw you females; your orgasm dwarfs ours."
"Now I don't mind the length of mine own, but I do think the female orgasm should be longer, maybe more intense (hehehe) and possibly cause small stars to supernova. That is all."
"My life has been one 25-year-long orgasm."
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"Joygasm!"
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"Dear gods please"
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"Absolutely. But first, let me invest heavily in defibrillator stock."
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"you're on to something here"
"ohhhh yessssssss"
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"pigs have it so much better than us..."
"Truely a noble cause!"
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