Longer Orgasms

We, the undersigned, hereby petition God, the Creator, appropriate divine beings, atheistic theories and scientific notions of a natural evolution, or any of their duly appointed representatives, to i... continue reading »

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All Signatures (500 total)

326.

Shawn Fischer 13 January 2009

"I support this petition"

327.

Alees B 11 January 2009

"I support this petition"

328.

Russell F 9 January 2009

"If my orgasm gets longer, I might just believe!!!"

329.

Charleswilliams Kelly 7 January 2009

"I support this petition"

330.

Jesus Kane 7 January 2009

"My dad is such a nutbar sometimes. I ask him to lend a hand to humanity, but he's all like "WAH WAH! I need to let humans decide their own fate!" Well how can they do that when their orgasm is so short, DAD!?"

331.

Ken S 3 January 2009

"I support this petition"

332.

Comedian Thornton 1 January 2009

"I support this petition"

333.

E Ab 27 December 2008

"Longer than, say, Microwave popcorn takes but less time than is needed to grow out a bad haircut."

334.

Orly Moran 13 December 2008

"I support this petition"

335.

I Liekc 10 December 2008

"I WANNA CUM MOAR."

336.

Shawn Burgess 3 December 2008

"I support this petition"

337.

Kk Blevins 28 November 2008

"I support this petition"

338.

Avi Barnes 25 November 2008

"I support this petition"

339.

Robert M 18 November 2008

"I support this petition"

340.

Joanne Johnson 16 November 2008

"I support this petition"

341.

Nubien Fitzpatrick 15 November 2008

"I support this petition"

342.

Milosz Baxter 13 November 2008

"I support this petition"

343.

Jasiaktomek Banks 31 October 2008

"I support this petition"

344.

Alex Dec 22 October 2008

"I support this petition"

345.

Nat Serrano 9 October 2008

"I support this petition"

346.

Oral Sexohy 6 October 2008

"I support this petition"

347.

Janell Conner 30 September 2008

"I support this petition"

348.

Jon B 29 September 2008

"I support this petition"

349.

Ewgeni Santiago 26 September 2008

"I support this petition"

350.

Bob Church 26 September 2008

"great idea"

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