Lots of football related hings

We the undersigned call on an immediate end call for an immediate end to the play offs, and furthermore call for the 2nd place in the BSP to be given automatic promotion, effective season 2009/2010. we would also call for any york fans setting up petitions to get forest green reinstated to be sentenced to living for a year with James up in Carlisle until such point they see the error of their ways.

Furthermore we call for the immediate promotion of Luton Town to league 1, and would suggest that in the interests of equality in numbers, Lutons place is taken by forest green, whose place in the BSP south can be taken by MK Franchise.

Additionally any fans who take vegetables to games are punished by the immediate insertion of said vegetable up said fans back pasage

As an additional measure Brian Mahwinney to be placed in stocks before every home game, and be abused by viscous empty plastic bottles...