Marco Should Live in New York
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WHEREAS, New York has the world's third greatest natural harbor, and Phoenix is a desert.
WHEREAS, New York is a glittering, dynamic citadel of arts and culture, and Phoenix is, well, a desert.
WHEREAS, New York is a Mecca of opportunity in the fields of media, politics, advertising, design, etc., and Phoenix, ah, not so much.
WHEREAS, the vast majority of Marco's friends live in New York, and and not in the desert.
We, his concerned friends, being of sound mind and body, hereby attest below with our names, emails, and sacred honor, that Marco should stop it with the constant back and forth, and the missing of important New York meetings, and not being here for actions/parties/movies, and cut the crazy outsized carbon footprint he's accumulating, and fucking live in New York already.
WHEREAS, New York is a glittering, dynamic citadel of arts and culture, and Phoenix is, well, a desert.
WHEREAS, New York is a Mecca of opportunity in the fields of media, politics, advertising, design, etc., and Phoenix, ah, not so much.
WHEREAS, the vast majority of Marco's friends live in New York, and and not in the desert.
We, his concerned friends, being of sound mind and body, hereby attest below with our names, emails, and sacred honor, that Marco should stop it with the constant back and forth, and the missing of important New York meetings, and not being here for actions/parties/movies, and cut the crazy outsized carbon footprint he's accumulating, and fucking live in New York already.
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