Mary to host the 2009 oscares

The Oscars are generally an exercise in tedium, a room full of black slapping actors paying homage to their 'craft', while each year the host wheels out a few trite dull supposedly edgy one-liners.





Well I've had enough, end this travesty now, there is only one thing can rescue us from a never ending cycle of monotony, step forward Mary Doran.





She'd be a much better host, than Jon Stewart, or Whoopi Goldberg, she's definitely funnier (except for Whoopi in Sister Act), guaranteed cracking one liners. And she wouldnt have let Glen Hanserd win, the dull fuck.