Matt the Gnome for World Leader!
Matt the Gnome for superme lord commander of the world!! Eonix will command at his side. continue reading »
"I can't keep these diseases to myself anymore. Call me."
"I'm amazed"
"gnomes rule all"
"ROCK LOBSTER!!!!"
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"z0mg MATT"
"ANYBODY who opposes Matt the Gnome has inferiority issues. The wisdom of the Universe can never be seen by the blind. . . ."
"I am Ranger, and I approve this petition!"
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"Wants to be in Matt the Gnome's party"
"MATT THE GNOME WILL YOU MARRY ME??? UD + GNOME = BEAUTIFUL BABIES"
"Go forth my son and rule all I have created. I bow to thee!"
"GO MATT BEST GNOME EVER"
"Go Matt the Gnome!"
"OMGWTFBBQ!!!@2!2@@!!1one"
"I may be dead, and horde, but let all know I bend my knee to none but Matt the Gnome!!"
"Never will he, when Max the troll live..."
"fuccing newbz lma0 fucc u"
"He rocks I just found out about him, and I will make him my leader."
"Matt onz FTW!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Matt deservers 2 b the eader"
"Long live the king!!! ........ that would make a great t-shirt slogan for Matt the Gnome......"
"Hail the comming age of gnomes!"
"Although I don't believe gnomes truely exist, I'll acknowledge your being of my God as simply a rather small person."
