More hours in a day

We, the undersigned, have decided to petition God, the President, the Vatican or those nice folks in Greenwich to change the number of hours in the day. Wherefore the moment in time where one is to achieve such noble tasks such as performing ones occupational duties, spousal duties, and other familial obligations, we humbly submit to the Supreme Being and those in his Employ to extend the hours of the day to 25, no more, no less. Twenty-Five shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be Twenty-Five. Twenty-Six shalt thou not count, nor either count thou Twenty-Four, excepting that thou then proceed to Twenty-Five. Twenty-Seven is right out. Once the number Twenty-Five, being the Twenty-Fifth number, be reached, we shall be eternally grateful. Sincerely, The Undersigned