New ideas for a new world.

1. Give me the QE2.

2. Make me undisputed champion of the World Wrestling Federation (WWF).

3. Make John Prescott and Mike Tyson have a boxing match.

4. Agree that 'The Rock' is the greatest epic of all time.

5. Agree that James Pirret aka:
' Mr Purrett '
' Counciler Bob '
' Bummer '
' Don't Call Me Bummer'
' Log Carving Genius '
' Thin Pirret '
' I Don't Do That Weed Anymore '
' I'm Busy '
' I'm Working On That Day '
' I Donate 300 A Year To The Child Safety Team '
' Faggot '
' Redneck Pire '
is a homosexual right wing neo nazi ss gestapo juden.

6. Pass a special law allowing me to publically assassinate both Donny Osmond and Phillip Scholfield.

7. Rename Big Brother to Big Bother.

8. Ban the Daily Mail and fire a tactical nuclear weapon at the Daily Mail hq to kill its writers.

9. My parents don't and never have had sex so agree that I am the son of
God.

10. Allow me to invade Luton on the basis that since Luton is full of Islamic extremists there must be oil I can steal underneath.