NO MORE MONKEYS IN MY PANTS

We need to keep the monkeys out of my pants for good. I'm sick and tired of the zoo letting this monkeys in my pants while i sleep, please Help me stop this evil act. Over 5,000 people have monkeys in... continue reading »

20 signatures Goal: 10,000
All Signatures (20 total)
1.
ashley · marion 29 October 2010

"LMAO!!"

2.
Mary Desjean · San Diego 10 August 2010

"damn monkeys."

3.
Alyssa · Toronto 10 August 2010

"fuckin monkeys."

4.
william german · desert hot springs 9 August 2010

"damn those dirty monkeys"

5.
KC SEXTON · PORTSMOUTH 7 August 2010

"I DONT LIKE THE MONKEYS!"

6.
Chris Rose · Emmitsburg 7 August 2010

"I am deeply concerned on this issue. email me about the actions you are taking to prevent the monkeys from causing trouble. crose@enforme.com"

7.
Dicky · Windsor 5 August 2010

"Finally. *sniff* :( "

8.
Amy Douglas · Ann Arbor 2 August 2010
9.
Patrick Milam · Mobile 26 July 2010
10.
SID · Manchester 26 July 2010

"Fuck you and your balls, stupid wanker."

11.
Sarah · Indpls 29 June 2010

"LOL, STUPID MONKEYS! IDIOT ZOO! why cant they leave us alone?"

12.
Deanna Kendall · Lexington 20 June 2010

"you poor thing.......of course we must put a stop to the monkeys"

13.
j · nh 18 May 2010

"I would like to be in your pants sign my petition called "I need help in my pants" Submitted on: 5-18-2001"

14.
Michael Heslin 18 May 2010

"help me to"

15.
aaron Harrington · grandin 8 May 2010

"ee ee the monkey"

16.
Katie · Sactown 27 April 2010

"OMG we HAFTA get RID OF THE MONKEYS!!!!"

17.
molly · Saskatoon 9 April 2010

"I think that's really becoming a large problem here in the US and we need to stop it now."

18.
Rachel · Arnold 16 March 2010

"Hey....you're mad. "

19.
Angel · Panama City 28 February 2010

"Baby, I have the same problem. "

20.
MOO MAN THOMAS · Brooklyn Park 20 February 2010

"I Like it, its fun"