Nuke Mars

We are petitioning the United States government to nuke Mars. We believe that it would be totally awesome and not anymore expensive that what we spent on that lame ass Mars Probe. Seriously, who the h... continue reading »

51 signatures Goal: 50
All Signatures (51 total)
26.
Vikram Nielsen 11 September 2007

"hell yeah. if you don't think we should. go watch Mars Attacks. Lets kill the martians before it's too late."

27.
Fox Medina 27 July 2007

"Who needs Mars anyway?"

28.
Jon J 11 July 2007

"Nuke it like DUKE NUKEM!"

29.
Andrew Josephb 16 May 2007

"I'm joining NASA soon, so I'll give them the word."

30.
Air A 8 May 2007

"Nuke that sun of a gun"

31.
Jdog Wilcox 18 February 2007

"I support this petition"

32.
Nicolas N 21 September 2006

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum."

33.
David Erickson 12 September 2006

"i support this idea 100\%"

34.
Esteven Tineom 18 July 2006

"Nuking mars will bring radioactive chemicals to the already thin atmosphere. What exactly are we trying to get out of sending a nuclear bomb to the place where we plan to inhabit in a far future?"

35.
Bruce B 5 July 2006

"hell ******* yea"

36.
Mike S 14 May 2006

"I support this petition"

37.
Joe Hunter 15 June 2005

"gone nukin.."

38.
Caroline B 26 April 2005

"I support this petition"

39.
William G 22 March 2005

"Mars has water ice. It sublimates if agitated. Water vapor is a powerful greenhouse gas. NUKE MARS!!"

40.
Brandon S 11 March 2005

"If aliens ARE out there, thed'y be ****ed."

41.
Kevin Conley 12 February 2005

"I support this petition"

42.
Joshua L 20 November 2004

"I agree Maybe even Terraform Mars by Nuking the polar caps :0)"

43.
Dave Gates 22 June 2004

"Please please remove this eyesore"

44.
Pluto Bradford 18 May 2004

"YES! ill be a planet once again!"

45.
Robert A 25 April 2004

"this will warm up the planet faster"

46.
Jesus Johns 13 October 2003

"GOD IS WITH YOU"

47.
Rod M 28 March 2003

"czar bombs!!! I say czar bombs now!!! On Olympus Mons!!!"

48.
Raphael C 13 January 2003

"I support this petition"

49.
Poo Ball 10 January 2003

"poo"

50.
Ryan Crawford 23 December 2002

"yes... nuke.. NUKEEE"

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