NUKE THE MOON

Nuke the moon.We have to nuke something, so why not our own moon? continue reading »

350 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (350 total)
276.
Sam M 17 January 2014

"Uh...the moon is...yeah...it...should be nuked...like, five whole times...or something...See, it's like...Okay, I don't really care too much for the moon, okay? It's big and boisterous and it just takes up more and more of space every day. It grows, you k"

277.
Kristy W 28 December 2013

"I support this petition"

278.
Mane C 27 December 2013

"well lets nuke it and see what happens"

279.
Johnathan C 25 December 2013

"I haz a cheezeburger!"

280.
Alex M 22 December 2013

"LOLOLOLOLOL i like spoons ^^"

281.
Dood Bowman 21 December 2013

"Do you understand how cool that would be to watch? It would be all like, BOOM! no, I'm not stoned either. wait, I'm lying."

282.
Derrick D 17 December 2013

"I support this petition"

283.
Meredith G 15 December 2013

"no more eclipses, but at least this will be fun to see."

284.
Raptor J 12 December 2013

"ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH"

285.
Adam B 12 December 2013

"DIE moon DIE"

286.
Ra Glass 12 December 2013

"yes"

287.
Robert Then 8 December 2013

"i like the moon so all of you can die"

288.
Daniel Hoffman 4 December 2013

"Nuke that crud!"

289.
Chris Wells 1 December 2013

"screw the moon"

290.
Johnny N 1 December 2013

"I support this petition"

291.
Long Duckd 28 November 2013

"Prease brow up moon."

292.
Chuck N 24 November 2013

"Don't bother with the nukes. CHUCK NORRIS SHALL ROUNDHOUSE KICK THE MOON."

293.
Pipste K 21 November 2013

"well this is a good idea i must say oh to the joy"

294.
Ellen B 21 November 2013

"К"

295.
Dick C 21 November 2013

"Hey moon - go f*** yourself!"

296.
Jordan M 19 November 2013

"damn moon people"

297.
Michael S 18 November 2013

"Definitely. We GOTTA nuke something."

298.
Brilliant Robles 12 November 2013

"Brilliant!"

299.
Sean Hoffman 11 November 2013

"RAPE THE MOON UP ITS URETHRA"

300.
Jacob H 3 November 2013

"We should totally nuke the moon."

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