Official Wingman for the city of Chicago
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"Proud of youuuuuuuuu!"
"Ernest is the ONLY wingman for Chicago!"
"Get it !"
"I got 99 problems, but you'll notice that Ernest Wilkins is not among them."
"On the condition that Ernest's wingman is Quaxelrod."
"He is the PERFECT man for the job!"
"Because Chicago needs a wingman we can trust."
"I can think of no better man to be Chicago's wingman in the coming future under new leadership. ERNEST '11!"
"yay wingman!!"
"There is no role better suited for Ernest Wilkin's than the Official Wingman for the city of Chicago, period."
"Have you met Ernest?"
"You're Chicago's only hope Ernest"
