Outlaw Online Porn

This petition has been created to gather names in an effort to have pornography removed from the Internet completely.





My argument against pornography isnt that its vile or offensive (although some of it is), but that does three harmful things:





1) Causes people to waste a tremendous amount of time.





2) Kills ambition.





3) Destroys relations ships.





1- On the first point: I believe that porn wastes a tremendous amount of time because it is unlimited. The average porn user spends approximately 2.6 hours per day downloading and enjoying porn. This denies people an opportunity to get out there and meet people or get to bed at a reasonable hour.





2- I believe that our ambition is destroyed by porn. We all know that sex is a great motivator, and Genghis Khan wouldnt have accomplished half the pillaging he accomplished had he been able to plop down in front of a computer and toss a few out. We are developing a world of lazy, flatasses who would rather jerk to the image of a hot chick than actually go out and make the money it takes in order to land one in real life.





3- Real, emotional relationships are no match for the Terminator that is online porn. How can the average woman compete with a girl who can take seven 8-inchers in each orifice and still beg for more? Online porn instills the belief that every woman that comes to your door, says hello, or responds to an ad for housecleaning, is just a couple cheesy lines away from doing the splits on your face.





Please sign this so that we can end this destructive blight on our collective soul.