Pat as 8th wonder of the world

Pat is perhaps the greatest human being ever to live on the planet. Some say he doesn't actually live, but is an amalgamation of divine energy which swarms to create all that is known. We are lucky to be able to walk amongst this supreme entity. He doesn't get the recognition he deserves though. This is why I have created this petition, which would allow him to become the 8th wonder of the world, and replace the figures of both Jesus, and God in the Christian church. He would also become king of the universe. I realize this is not nearly enough recognition for such a perfect creation, but its the best we can do as shitty people among him. Oh, and it is important to give him all your weed if you ever see him. Weed makes him stronger.