Petition to Ban harry potter!

"i am going to ban your mom, poof, i did it. age 2 church 342 nipples of jesus"

"What the hell r u talkin bout. If you think HP is real, go to a friggen mental home cause u got problems. age 14"

"I don't agree with this petition but just wanted to say that this person is a paranoid moron"

"THEY ARE FREAKIN BOOKS!!!!!! OMG!!!! Ok, so now its wrong for kids to imagine turning their teacher into a frog?? They're KIDS!!! KIDS HAVE IMAGINATIONS YOU RETARDS!!! You people need to take a deep breath and move on! This REALLY ticks me off. Its just a"

"against Christianity. I have never met or heard of any one child that has turned against Christianity prior to reading J K Rowlings work. If anything it will ever the more clearly define bad and good, is it not that the main characters all fight against a"

"Hey, witch lady or guy, you're a dork, harry potter is cool. I am christian and harry potter is sweetness, take it easy, did you know that the makers of Lord Of The Rings and The Chronicles of Narnia were hardcore christians, you're a doofus... age 18 chu"

"Wow. Do silly Christians need this much attention. age 15 church Shorty's Church of Skatan"

"You guys are so stupid!!! Why would you want to band harry potter? i never liked reading until my mom got me the first book when i was 10!!!! jeeze you guys are so really stupid! christians, eww, yak, you make me sick! age 12 church you guys suck"

"It is a well writrn fantisy, book with characters that kids can relate to. The books bring you into a new world like your own just far more intrusting. Thoughs are only two reasons why kids read thees books. It takes you in a new world were you can forget"

"Harry Pottor books are so dreadful, it's brain washoing out\r kids. Are we really going to say no to God but Yes to Satan. America is going to be the next Sodum and Gomora age 17"

"I support this petition"

"I am just giving my signature because this petition is hopeless. No matter what you say Harry Potter will not be banned.For every person that thinks Harry Potter is evil there are tem that don't. age В church В"

"I support this petition"

"God took away my girlfriends dad when she was 8...oh and he also murdered the first born children of innocent people! He is not just,....he isn't even real! morons"

"ZOMG! Harry Potter licks my wand all night long. Wait, is it a d or a g in wand? Not sure, doen't matter. ALL HAIL JEBUS CRISP! THE MODIFIED VERSION OF JESUS CHRIST! age В church В"

"Harry Potter does NOT teach Satanism or even witchcraft. Brainless bible-thumpers think the spells or Wiccan or something. They're modified Latin words. Besides, Christianity is simply one of MANY good religions, including Muslim, Hinduism, Buddhism, Taoi"

"I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS PETITION, I am only signing it so I can say what I have to say...If you ban these Harry Potter books, you may as well throw in Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny! What child does not imagine making spells and flying a broom? I'm in my"

"Your taking it too far all kids book nowadays has some violents. This fad will pass when the last book is done. age 23 church roman cathlic."

"omg whoaa thats honestly the most PATHETIC IGNORANT, and poorly worded pitition i have EVER seen! hahahahahahahahahaha omg! lmfao lololol age 15 church hogwarts"

"First of all, did you know that those comment are fake? Yes, they are. They were written, ie. made up, by a satirical magazine, like The Onion, as a response the the Church's problem with harry potter. I found this out online, and it's true. If you don't "

"What Harry Potters.....fictional? ah dam why did no one tell me.....no wonder the jumping out of the window holding a broom thing hasnt worked and only earnt me more trips to A and E than i can shake a wand at, im always last to know age 19"

"im signing this to invalidate it. Harry rocks!! age 666 church First church of mr potter (harry not brian)"

"I support this petition"

"satanism = Harry potter age 14 church christian life cathedral"