Pizza Party U.S.A.
Let's begin by stating the obvious: Leap Day should be a holiday. I mean, come on: that pretty much goes without saying. It's not even a real day. It's like some kind of extra-dimensional day from the... continue reading »
"Hell Yea!!! Preferred toppings Any meat will do and whatever else you can find Will not eat Nothing"
"This is amazing! The guy who thought of this should run for Jesus!!! Preferred toppings extra cheese and pepperoni Will not eat mushrooms, anchovies, olives or onions"
"Think about brotherhood and culture and all things sacred! Preferred toppings Mushrooms, extra cheese Will not eat Meat, olives, peppers"
"Superb idea. You're a genius! Preferred toppings Pepperoni and black olives Will not eat anchovies or salami"
"damn Atkin's diet... ruining everything! Preferred toppings Extra Cheese Will not eat Mushrooms"
"This must happen. Preferred toppings Mushrooms Will not eat Olives"
"PPUSA2008 will be a Friday! Preferred toppings anything that at one point inhaled oxygen and turned it into carbon dioxide (read: meat) Will not eat anything that ever photosynthesized carbon dioxide into oxygen (read: veggies)"
"Because I truly want to believe that America can be this cool! Preferred toppings extra cheese, of course"
"thin crust Preferred toppings kalamata olives, goat cheese, roasted garlic Will not eat pizza hut"
"stuffed crust! Preferred toppings green peppers and mushrooms Will not eat green olives (they are Satan in organic form)"
"sweeeeeeeeeeet Preferred toppings cheese and cheese Will not eat wiggling stuff"
