Please stop being stupid.

"Just pathetic..."

"Ironic that this petition in itself is stupid..."

"Stop."

"Yay!"

"Stupid people bug me."

"I agree, this world is stupid"

"Does signing this make me an oxymoron?"

""Ashley" I was wondering when you were going to stop by to pick up your prescription of Prozac."

"I support this petition"

"Freakin a. Finally a petition for this. I've been waiting for a while.."

"But i can't help doing stupid things."

"Yes, it is sad, but true. I wish I had a daughter instead. It's ok though because I named him Ashley. Maybe he can become homosexual since no girls like him. I was hoping one day a girl would see past his acne and moles, but I guess not."

"I can't stop"

"I am aka Conor ".9_==1" 1020"

"I support this petition"

"Ya reckon it'll work?"

"Anyway, why don't you Ashley peoples go somewhere else. This be petition of people against stupidity."

"Fricking world needs a petition like this! Too bad nobody will take it seriously :E"

"yes, I agree...very annyoing"

"Bob!"

"amen to that"

"I support this petition"

"the truth as to why ashley21m is so bitter all the time is because his parents really wanted a GIRL which is why they named his Ashely. through the years he has been beaten up countless times and has yet to kiss a girl. the truth must be heard"

"I support this petition"