Please Stop God

"seriously, god, it's not funny... please stop asap"

"Yay, finally someone who is like me!! (Or I like them!!)"

"I support this petition"

"this is funny, but I'll sign it. If there is a god, maybe he'll stop if we sign this enough times"

"ugh, sotp it god!@"

"God allows things to happen for different reasons - he brought a nation to its knees with the twin tower incident because we are taking God out of our nation - we took God and prayer out of our school systems - they are trying to take out "In God we trust"

"I support this petition"

"I support this petition"

"Is my bad karma debt paid up yet for what I did? Thanks."

"God please send us back your son Santa now! We need him more then ever! Help us God and stop jokeing around!"

"George W. Bush??? Look what you've done to us, God! Stop it already!!!!"

"Will there be a recall if u reach a certain number?"

"leave me alone before I start worshipping the debil."

"I support this petition"

"i love billy and God"

"I support this petition"

"Oh yes, and please help me be less forgetful."

"This petition is evil and blasphemous! It's not God's fault bad things happen! He is a God of infinite goodness and mercy. It's the devil that causes bad things to happen and tikes pride and amusment in them,and we let him do it when Adam committed the fi"

"I support this petition"

"But god doesn't exists! I don't get it, what do you want?"

"If we got attacked on Sept 11 because we took prayer out of schools, how come we got attacked in 1941 by the Japanese? We had prayer in school then. You have some twisted logic."

"I support this petition"

"well i have a book here that says... "ahem..flat pack assembly shelving unit. step one. unpack contents and check against list below." Did you pack my shelving unit? No? shut up then"

"awimoweh"