Prayers to Satan in schools.

Prayer to the almighty dark lord has been largely ignored in schools. it is time that we move away from christian prayer, and get into better more satanic prayers. Live vergin sacrifices should also b... continue reading »

800 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (800 total)
776.
Bob J 14 June 2012

"I like goats."

777.
Xan G 12 June 2012

"This is funny. Rock on."

778.
Anne Glenn 12 June 2012

"You kinda give harry potter a bad image, it'll make the freakin fundamentalists go even MORE crazy to ban harry potter. Support harry potter! (im not quite sure about satan......he might eat me)"

779.
Erica Leblanc 11 June 2012

"Regie Satanas! Ave Satanas! HAIL SATAN!"

780.
Satan West 10 June 2012

"What a fool to think that I have surrendered before the one who will one day be my chambermaid. Bow down before My Power!"

781.
Salim K 8 June 2012

""HANG THE POPE!!!" (nuclear assault, circa 1989)"

782.
Satan Rivers 5 June 2012

"Cmon... Jump In The Fire!!! ROCK ON!!!"

783.
Geoffrey C 27 May 2012

"bahahah"

784.
John M 26 May 2012

"I support this petition"

785.
Jacob L 22 May 2012

"satans awesome !!!!!!!!!!!"

786.
Yordanka Nic 22 May 2012

"I don't know who are you but I think you are sick and you try to promote your sick ideas to the innocent children.I am a young woman,happily married with 2 children and I am furrious that you dare to spread your crazy ideas.Keep it to yourself and by the "

787.
Gina Calhoun 22 May 2012

"I have a right to be a Satanist"

788.
Nonvalid Petitionyourat 21 May 2012

"Are you so stupid not to see that this petition was posted in jest? Jebus, some people..."

789.
Dakoda W 18 May 2012

"hail satan"

790.
Chris R 14 May 2012

"bout time"

791.
Katie Craig 13 May 2012

"Personally I believe in God, but this would be fair to my 'lovely' friends"

792.
Ross W 12 May 2012

"SATAN RULES. ALL SHOULD HAVE THE WRIGHT TO WORSHIP HIM AND IT SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!"

793.
Wesley Theodoreb 12 May 2012

"no Virgin sacrifices but Satan will rule soon so its time we started realizing he is God see www.joyofsatan.com for more details."

794.
Emma Cummings 11 May 2012

"I support this petition"

795.
Matt A 10 May 2012

"if your gonna sacrifice the virgins... let me pop their cherry :-)"

796.
Alexander P 10 May 2012

"He doesn't exist, but its better than saying "under gOD" Every day....."

797.
Daniel S 10 May 2012

"satan is my god"

798.
Tr Gaines 9 May 2012

"We should also pray to the enemies of all 13 OTHER saviors that have ever existed! During school, graduation ceremonies, etc. Then we will add "In Satan we trust" to all currency, and we'll add "under Satan" to the pledge of allegiance!"

799.
Amana Meyer 5 May 2012

"awesome!"

800.
Please Gotoh 5 May 2012

"please go to http://www.petitiononline.com/Yido/petition.html"

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