Punish the classless University of Miami baseball team!
We demand that the University of Miami forfeit the two games they "won" during their baseball series with Florida State University during the weekend of April 18 - April 20 due to their unacceptable a... continue reading »
"Foxbat is a much better lover than you ever were Nancytucket"
"UM sucks"
"I'd punch them in the face.. if they were cops."
"I support this petition"
"IT'S ALL ABOUT THE U BIATCHES!!"
"I'm making a movie called Toothless in Trailerhassee"
"We don't want to play Miami anymore. They ruin our season every year these days. Is there any way the ACC can make it so that we don't have to play them?"
"I agree.. F- UM! I had $50 on this game."
"I can't beleive we keep losing in every sport to those stupid cubans."
"my dad is a redneck"
"I hate to loose to that private school down South."
"Dag gammit! We can't beat Miami in anything these days it looks like! My old pal Mikey Martin is having a hard time too with the U. I say just ban them from playing any sports forever."
"Never mind, I found my dime bag. I am going to running stairs all preseason!!!!"
"accept defeat, stupid criminoles. Mr. McGee, where was your son last night to shake hands with the Canes after the game? Pretty classless move on his part."
"We should have taken our ball and gone back to our doublewides!"
"I can't beleive how depressed i am right now. I'm sitting in my doublewide, wondering where all my teeth went. Then i think about my beloved nolies, who can't beat Miami in anything."
"I support this petition"
"CRYBABIES"
"don't worry Canes fans the Noles didn't shake my hand either after the game"
"You guys are mentally deficient."
"Yo what happened?"
"We've been owned by the U. We're crybabies and can't get over a loss to the #1 team in the world."
"David McGee is an ass"
"You cannot spell felony without nole!"
"Our whole family is jealous of the city of Miami and its baseball team. We want to get out of Trailerhassee ASAP."