Rangers for Rocket
I, as a member of the Texas Rangers fan base, will do anything and everything to bring you to Arlington in 2006. continue reading »
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"For years and years, the Texas Rangers and their fans have dealt with a deplorable lack-luster rotation. Please save us Roger!! We beg of you!"
"With Clemens the Rangers could compete for a title, what better way to end a hall of fame career then bringing the two Texas teams to the playoffs in back to back years. If its possible to increase your reputation anymore, this is the way. And the fans he"
"Please Roger. I am willing to beg!!! Wait, I think I just did."
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"get the rocket"
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"PLEASE!!!!!"
"And I dont think its gonna be a long long time,till touchdown brings a series ring,your the man with the good ERA at home,oh your a rocket man, Rocket man burning his fuse to Arlington!! Come to Texas Mr. Clemens..your the perfect fit!!"
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"All I Want Is A World Series In Arlington And Clemens Gives Us A Great Chance"
"Longhorns win the National Championship, Rocket signs with Rangers, Texas wins the World Series...We need these headlines!! Can't wait to see your statue at the Ballpark in a few years."
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"Mr. Clemens would you want to be a bigger icon than Nolan Ryan here in North Texas? Come here and take us to the next level! We have some great bats!"
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"Maybe we can actually go to the World Series"
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"I need some more nationwide exposure. *cough* World Series *cough* The booth is a little crowded with me and Tom in there so give us someting to cheer about. PLEASE!"