Re-name The Rangers training complex at Auchenhowie

"Nae sweaty veg on my kebab Park"

"It's a conspiracy!!!"

"I once teabagged a sheep!"

"The Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too"

"Should be renamed Hectors House"

"Now now Bhoys, there will be no more racism from you guys now will there? God Bless Rangers and Africa."

"I think it should be renamed 'Wee Willys'. lolzy rofl lmao QVC B&Q"

"Islamic Centre for Understanding & Inclusion"

"Name if efter me and ma wee pal Torby"

"Move the whole thing to Edinburgh, the best city in Scotland. I have a torture dungeon in Costorphine, don't you know."

"The Willie Wilton & Bill Struth Centre for Pure Man Love."

"I've bhoycotted talksport now that Alan won't retrun my calls, what we had was beautiful."

"The Martin Bain Tanning Complex?"

"The Sir David Murray Centre for Judo Excellence."

"Tell all the huns ye smell We'll be stayin in a spanish hotel They'll be rejectin a bid While we're in Madrid And the taxman's a fenian as well"

"Ah! When I think of that majestic prefab rising nobly above the flooded fields of Auchenhowie, I know there is only one name fit for our fully-waterproofed training complex. "A Ship Called ... Dignity""

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"Nae chance. Naebdy's renaming it. Ah built it, Ah paid for it an' nae bassa's gonny take it aff me. Unless you've got some cash. Emdy start me at a pound?"

"I'd like it renamed Moonbeam Valley"

"erm um erm pay customs and exercise"

"it should be named aggie sit in tea room."

"Rename it what you want - I'll need to sell it to pay the taxman."

"No chance! Mine all mine, muhaha."

"This a pure a conspiracy, our enemies are lafin at us, its time to take back football and take back our dead pure brilliant dignified country from the celts, who where here before us german gypsy underclass inbreds. fty, DIY.AMAF.GGTS"