Re-name The Rangers training complex at Auchenhowie

"Bill Struths Clyde River Dog Rescue Service."

"Great to see people with a sense of humour will liewell be contacting platini to get madrid threw out as well septic fc never beaten fairly"

"Really just hate the Kafflik's...and the Muzzy's... if they can't get in.. you can call it whatever you want."

"Area 53"

"I only do reach arounds for 30 pence, no less."

"As I was walking down the Copland Road, I met a bunch of strangers. I didn't say anything to them as I'm not very sociable."

"Where's my crayons? How am I suposed to write an article pretending I'm privy to inside knowledge at Ibrox when someone's nicked my bloody crayons?"

"I suggest the "Taxation, is it a moral or legal obligation training park". Catchy since it was paid for by the tax that should have been paid to HMRC during the financial doping years"

"Doon at Lona's cafe on Broomloan and the wee chunt ni there winnae gee me tick, says i canae be trusted to pay up when its due. gonnae send craig over to hae a wurd n sort it oot"

"Want yer plug back ??"

"Charlie Adams Sister's pants amusement park"

"why rename it when its gonna be sold to the catholic church? you should be thinking of a name for the chapel thats gonna be built."

"The training complex will definitely be renamed, no matter how much it may cost. Funds are available and if the right name is chosen, we have the money to do that. False stories have been circulated that our signwriters have not been paid, this is lies sp"

"Glasbow Rangers Wee Village Peepul."

"Will they still be serving succulent lamb? We red-blooded types need to know."

"Exit strategy supplementary funding Park"

"Re-name it "Hectors Headquarters""

"I've been trying to think of names all night, the most appropriate thing I could think of was: The Zoo (please don't feed the animals)"

"You can buy what you want for a pound"

"May I respectfully suggest that the new name should be The thin skinned looking to be offended park."

"Alan MacGregor shagged there, Stevie Naismith dived there and James Beattie ate there. You know the rest..."

"St hectors school for denial and deflection"

"Rubber Cheque Academy of Pound Shop."

"I think it's a great idea, and Celtic will definitely suffer from playing in Europe if that happens. I'd call it Quits."