Rebuke God, Restore Sportsmanship

This past weekend millions of Americans gathered around the TV to watch the biggest football game of the year. Sports fans discussed the teams strengths and weaknesses, bets were made, and the teams were rooted on by their loyal fans. But at the end of the game came some information that has thrown the sport into disarray. It turns out that the whole thing was just a sham. The whole thing was entirely rigged, perhaps even from the beginning of the season, by God himself.





Colts owner Jim Irsay was man enough to admit that he cheated at the end of the game:





"Now there's an awful lot of shining glory, even more than last time up here. But we're giving it all to God again because that's what got us here ... sticking together and believing that we could, and I know God has looked after us on this journey and bonded us into such a tight family."





The scandal actually reached a number of higher-ups in the Colts organization, including Colts coach Tony Dungy, who made it clear who he was working for the whole time:





"I'll tell you what. I'm proud to be representing African-American coaches, to be the first African-American to win this. It means an awful lot to our country. But again, more than anything, I've said it before, Lovie Smith and I, not only the first two African-Americans, but Christian coaches showing that you can win doing it the Lord's way. And we're more proud of that."





In fact, judging by all the admissions coming from players from almost every major sport nowadays, God has been rigging sporting events of all types and does so as a matter of habit. I think it's time that we tell God to stop the cheating and to restore dignity to the games. This petition is to formally request that God stop the debasement of our sporting events and for the professional leagues who are involved to fine and/or suspend all players, coaches, or owners who've been complicit in the rigging of the games.