REDUCE SITTING DAYS IN ONTARIO LEGISLATURE

Whereas the purpose of the Legislature is to draft, debate and enact legislation; and Whereas when people are elected to write laws, that's what they feel obligated to do; and Whereas Ontario likely had enough laws on the books fifty (50) years ago, said laws only lacking proper enforcement; and Whereas a lot of people, especially those who like to exercise, eat, travel, and own pets and other personal property are being affected by pointless laws that play well on television but not so well in real life; We the undersigned petition the Members of the Legislative Assembly of Ontario as follows: To refrain from sitting in the House for more than five (5) consecutive days annually and if in agreement with this proposal to have annual salaries and any attached benefits immediately doubled. To further agree to draft no more legislation around real or personal property, food, dogs, haircuts, sushi, farmers' markets, church suppers, garden products, soft drinks, plastic bags or any other material or imaginary animals, vegetables, minerals, appliances, conveyances, clothing, tools useless or otherwise, including items As Seen on TV or as described in editorial flights-of-fancy produced by the infotainment industry or any news outlets involved in an ongoing bid for audience share through incessant fear-mongering.