Reinstate Rulon

This Petition concerns the awesome young Missionary, Elder Rulon Moak, currently languishing at an undisclosed desert location undergoing Wilderness Therapy at a Spiritual Correction Camp. We,The Undersigned, hereby beg, supplicate and abjure the Supreme Quorem to take another look at his case in the light of his recently published Journal, that he may be reinstated with Flying Colors, and allowed to resume his Proselytizing Activities in Las Vegas for the salvation of that benighted populace. We hope these signatures will bear witness to the undying and proactive love we have for Elder Moak.